onefitmodel:

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

this is a really lovely thing to wish upon someone

tequilajademermaid:

Water is wet

stagecoachjessi:

I’m sensing a pattern here…

lindsayolohan:

17yr:

is this.. truly a freestyle? like its unreal

he like literally casually had a conversation with him and just jumped back in like nothing

kalingly:

Jessica Huang gives her son “the talk.”

Things could be worse

Your parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river

lasplayaslasmontanas:

A hike is not complete in Glacier until you stumble across one of these beautiful and gentle beings. 

oldspinster:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

anabundanceofkatrina:

I’m a little late with this but better late than never

the signs as broad city quotes
• aries: why are we waiting for guys to come to us? did amelia earheart wait to be asked to fly around the world? definitely not. she asked. and then they said no. but she still did it.
• taurus: i just degraded my friend for you and i thought we were gonna be paid!
• gemini: i’m an adult and i’m responsible. let’s go get some candy.
• cancer: look, don’t bully me, alright? i was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
• leo: am i thin? like, for a dog.
• virgo: i was so worried i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake.
• libra: my biggest weakness is that i lose my purse a lot. but my biggest strength is that i always get it back.
• scorpio: no, you’re the fools! we are garbage people living on garbage island. who are you, joe main street?
• sagittarius: i also have some business with the bank. i would like to cash these nickels, and i’ll have them in quarters please. thank you so much.
• capricorn: no more cleaning up other people’s pubes and getting screwed by people that end up not having cancer. if anyone’s going to pretend to have cancer, it’s going to be me.
• aquarius: i don’t know where my underwear goes. that’s why i’m always going commando.
• pisces: i’m not over amy winehouse. it’s like, we knew it would happen, but we didn’t do anything about it. i didn’t
•  know her-know her, but i still miss her.

neoliberalismkills:

so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.

DON'T POST COPYRIGHTED SONGS ON TUMBLR ANYMORE. STAFF IS DELETING BLOGS FOR IT.

leeches4hair:

wtpyrofreak:

stewardessme:

oscob:

please spread this around so it doesn’t get you like it got nosdrinker

Why is this happening now? Many reasons, but the most important: Around February 1, 2015, Yahoo changed Tumblr audio posts to add download functionality (a “get”…

forfoxesonly:

THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!